In the virtual age of the new millennium, a multitude of interested individuals believe they are sending their own page on the World Wide Web onto a data highway. This page is usually called "Homepage." And yet, this hardly leads to any confusion, which truly surprises me.
This data highway has many curves and is rarely a straight path. In the corners, I really have to be careful not to be carried out. In order to display a page on the WWW at all, a source code is required. This must be valid. And not only that, he must be awarded in the first line. I wondered, with what? A uniform award doesn't seem to exist. Anyway, I didn't find any. Neither the Grammy nor the Oscar seem suitable for the browser worlds.
Information is multifaceted. There is a debate about quotation marks, slash, backslash, paragraph, semicolon, and line break or float left (or was it right?). There are also a kind of experts who talk around the road surface, babbling about something that no one who understands the German language can comprehend, and who actually believe they invented the internet or the computer. In my opinion, it was indeed Konrad Zuse who invented the computer.
Tables are out and CSS is in. Encodings make many trips to the WWW more difficult. So I drive on four lanes: Firefox, Internet Explorer, Chrome, and Opera are the streets I have actually found on the map and which I tread carefully. Because the pace is constantly increasing. Here on the WWW, we don't talk about a long line but a fast one. The data throughput has become difficult with a noisy box, the modem. Only at a speed of 2,000 does the situation improve. You have to be quick today.
A side street is called "Mc" and it is clearly a very upscale street. A kind of Gendarmenmarkt or Kurfürstendamm on the WWW. I don't know exactly, though. Recently, I read somewhere that "McUsers" are not conceited, but just look better. However, I haven't seen a "McUser" yet. That's probably due to the DSL era. A "look around" is no longer possible due to the speed. You simply don't notice your neighbors on the DSL data highway anymore.
Special phrases like "um..." or the use of specific miniatures invented for the WWW are intended to improve communication. A run on the best spots works through content, Suma, and SEO. These are three siblings who must be taken into account in any case. If you leave them behind on the data highway, your own site will simply be ignored.
Against dubious attackers, dangers, and potential thieves, a wall powered by fire has been erected. I wondered, why fire? Fire, in this case, despite all purely physical knowledge, reduces criminal energy?
It is for me, thoroughly, a different world: After all, I am an amateur and never flawless. The question I couldn't clarify pertains to the position lights. Port and starboard are evidently not represented. On the information superhighway, I found only a colored bar indicating a page ranking, which refers to a position on the WWW and not a direction of travel.
Internet and co., computer worlds that I would not want to miss for anything and that can be shaped and mastered with a little skill. Equally bizarre is turning off the engine at the end of the ride via the start button.
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Note: This is a satire. The facts don't have to be true. Understatements or exaggerations are allowed.
Author: Co-Admin
Date: Friday, 17.07.2009
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